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Elise Seyfried
Half Life

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

Our local meat market came up with an ingenious idea, when their huge turkeys were languishing un-...
Elise Seyfried
Blog-a-Versary

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

As a former journal keeper, I have fully embraced blogging, for several reasons. For one,...
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Telling the Bees

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

My Grandma Berrigan used to describe a chatterbox as someone who “could talk the hind legs off a...
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Reflections on The Twinkie

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

I recently watched Eating Twinkies with God , a delightful video about a child who travels...
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Shadow Elephant

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

I’m not so good at sitting quietly with grief—mine or anyone else’s. Patty Problem Solver wants...
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Author Central

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

Ya-Jhu just placed an online order. This is no shock, as Yaj—along with her mother-in-law– LOVES to...
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Dining Out

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

Goodness, have I missed sugar packets. And menus. And the hustle-bustle of diners and waitstaff. It...
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Workshoppin’

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

Last week I experienced my first Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop. This biennial event is a biggie...
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64 is the new 63

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

It has not escaped my notice that, on December 22, I will turn 64. While I am excited that there's...
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Here’s the Pitch!

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

Never thought of myself as an athlete (good thing, because no one else ever thought of me as an...
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FOMO

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

When I was young, I lived in a rather acronym-free world. Oh, there was UNICEF (which used to...
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Let it Go

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

Today is the tenth day of the tenth month of the Year Which Will Live in Infamy. Time to celebrate...
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Nightmare on Apel Avenue

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

Getting a jump on Halloween around here, gang! And no, I’m not (just) talking about the relentless...
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Lifehacking with Joanie

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

“I’m becoming Mom!” my sister C often observes about herself, wryly and without the abject horror I...
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The Zoom Where it Happens

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

OK, gang, I admit it. I’m nervous. On Tuesday night September 22nd at 7:30 PM (EDT, clear your...
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Hail, Rex!

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

I am not acquainted with many people named Rex, and up until now, none personally. There’s Rex...
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Ex Files

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

I have no old boyfriends. Steve was my one and only serious relationship, begun at the tender age...
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Would You Rather?

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

It’s a game I’ve played with youth group at church over the years, and it’s always good for some...
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Quickly Heightening

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

“Satire is what closes Saturday night.” --playwright George S. Kauffman (he was kidding, sorta)...
Elise Seyfried
Camp Nana-Pa

Elise Seyfried

4 years ago

I was never a camper, happy or otherwise. No lanyards, or singalongs, or bonfires, or mosquito-...