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Elise Seyfried
Close but No Cigar

Elise Seyfried

4 months ago

There’s a term for unique words and phrases used within families—utterances that’d baffle anyone...
Elise Seyfried
At the Gratitude Meeting

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

For savasana at the end of my weekly yoga class, I frequently read a poem or other passage to the...
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Sound Affects

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

“Yeeeeargggghhhh!” If you’ve ever heard that particular, blood-curdling scream, in the movies or on...
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Cleanup on Aisle Five

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

There’s nothing quite like shepherding a small child through a crowded store. It’s a combination of...
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Memento Mori

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

Cemeteries are not usually very entertaining. I have been to my fair share of graveside services...
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Join Me at Lewes Library Thursday @ 5 PM!

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

Hello faithful readers! I will be at Lewes Library Thursday night (October 17th) @ 5 PM, and would...
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Walking on Eggshells

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

I believe that all of us, at some point in our lives, have to deal with explosive people. You know...
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Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

I come from superstitious Irish Catholic stock. My family tends to see signs from God (honestly? It...
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Safety First!

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

Most of the time, and in most places, I have felt relatively safe through the years. I credit much...
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Menopost

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

“There is no greater power in the world than the zest of a postmenopausal woman.” That quotation...
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Focacciart

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

“I like the feeling of being able to confront an experience and resolve it as art.”—Eudora Welty...
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Taking the Fifth (and the Second)

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

While much of my elementary school experience is a mental mush, for some reason my recall of both...
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Ramblin’ Woman

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

We won’t get into the political scene (promise), but I must take a moment and defend old #45 for...
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You Had to Be There

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

My first experiences with “comedy” included watching those horrible, sadistic Three Stooges on TV...
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Truthiness

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

Do you remember the “old” Steven Colbert? The pundit he played on his original late night show ...
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Take My Easy-Peasy News Quiz!

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

I’ve recently become a current events expert. Previously, any discussion of the state of the world...
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Ribbit!

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

For a gal who is terrified of snakes and other slimy, cold-blooded critters, I happen to be a major...
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Hobbyist

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

No, not a "lobbyist." I do not intend to advocate for Microsoft or Pfizer or Coca-Cola.I want to be...
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The Gray Lady (Someday. Not Yet.)

Elise Seyfried

9 months ago

OK, so apparently my existential crisis is all in my head (my hair, to be precise). At age 67 and a...
Elise Seyfried
What’s My Theme?

Elise Seyfried

9 months ago

There’s a running gag in our Rehoboth Summer Children’s Theatre production of Cinderella...